I was driving home from work last week and got a text message and looked down for a second and traffic stopped and I rear ended the car infront of me. I hear the guy in the car that I hit yell out "F*#k!!" and I am thinking oh crap this sucks.

All of a sudden his door swings open and a midget jumped out of the car and I started laughing. He walks right up to my car window pounds on the window and I apologize and his reply was "I AM NOT HAPPY!" To which I replied "oh, well which one are you then?"

......... His name was whiplash........